Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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