Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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