So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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