Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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