Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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