I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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