Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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