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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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