I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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