Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
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