If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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