The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
You're a waste of cheezeits
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I'm having to shit out rocks
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