I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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