Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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