I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Congratulations! We have a period
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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