Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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