Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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