Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
The air taste purple.
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