No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
MIDGETS
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just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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