Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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