This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Randomize
