either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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