69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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