no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
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