On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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