I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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