I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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