dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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