Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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