Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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