Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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