Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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