You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
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