Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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