what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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