honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
