Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
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