she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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