quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Randomize
