guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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