DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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