But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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