i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Randomize
