Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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