After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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