How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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