first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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