Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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