Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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