I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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