she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I don't deserve a penis
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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