Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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