I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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