Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
Randomize
