this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
PANTIES FOUND
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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