All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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